oh hey there. welcome to my mind.Tumblr (3.0; @heytweetybird)http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df671742c4655c2756e82ee1e8c4f8fd/tumblr_mmbcsv5Obw1rp96tmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50963768251http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50963768251Mon, 20 May 2013 23:32:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rr4fP1qg1qzfsnio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rr4fP1qg1qzfsnio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.thefunniestblog.com/post/50922281664/gummy-worms-for-adult" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahlaughters</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Gummy worms for adult</p></blockquote>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50963237357http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50963237357Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94ec8e20593d7f328dca2a20f73f2a7e/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e801d03e0c6c4795f98cdd49bcf3604/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99c4a11adc4e82982b802e82399fbbc1/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d02d32e66013a988c1f572516c08ad4e/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b58c92cc04891fd89b1bf47b357b2ce/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe4f643d0a64344cceb0b16c80d3e871/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/570792b697d84cd9004de0f45232985d/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff67d38e81f5a6a49e32f20a2ba69dae/tumblr_mn2d3yC96m1rjya3ao8_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50963228278http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50963228278Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15d18a8d43be631d73fd9736e55ae6e6/tumblr_mmyh5j3gmg1qzab0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50963103691http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50963103691Mon, 20 May 2013 23:23:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9uqyrzWr1rvvwwao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50962855085http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50962855085Mon, 20 May 2013 23:19:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://msjewbooty.tumblr.com/post/42881863367/im-gonna-wear-like-6-pairs-of-pants-so-people-will">msjewbooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants</p> </blockquote>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50962273949http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50962273949Mon, 20 May 2013 23:12:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/988b301cb09dab60e414c92d92e13b26/tumblr_mn2jxjYb8y1qg3u0ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958675758http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958675758Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed779ccc5403ec94514252c1305c4d75/tumblr_mn2rzzEL5i1qbye1fo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60b1512bd9d935fb371196c3a36cc20b/tumblr_mn2rzzEL5i1qbye1fo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b92842da07a88392270f263baba19233/tumblr_mn2rzzEL5i1qbye1fo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4bb59ed96a3b2eaf5df89cbedda64473/tumblr_mn2rzzEL5i1qbye1fo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rydek.tumblr.com/post/50875273467/this-girl-on-my-facebook-feed-has-been-posting">rydek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing</p> </blockquote>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958618577http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958618577Mon, 20 May 2013 22:27:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqz088Fz1d1qzado8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958454798http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958454798Mon, 20 May 2013 22:25:45 -0400<p><a href="http://poopflow.tumblr.com/post/50789078269" class="tumblr_blog">poopflow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>seein a hot girl and being like </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/da0824ce55ae25a278a661fc3266c2d9/tumblr_inline_mn144woen01qz4rgp.png" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958433490http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958433490Mon, 20 May 2013 22:25:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychoticmist.tumblr.com/post/50307981226/if-you-ever-feel-bad-about-yourself-remember-that">psychoticmist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’</p> </blockquote>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958153592http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958153592Mon, 20 May 2013 22:22:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4224d80f61af93a19e9c4bf8b31cfe55/tumblr_mn1sruOdi11s5yffqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cb3927.tumblr.com/post/50944601327/i-thought-i-was-done-with-these-sike" class="tumblr_blog">cb3927</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i thought i was done with these.</p> <p>SIKE</p></blockquote>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958137864http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958137864Mon, 20 May 2013 22:22:00 -0400white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM<br /> white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958125903http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958125903Mon, 20 May 2013 22:21:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a62c01b83ad74f1e95546b1fbdd61654/tumblr_mhius90WOq1qkfs0wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/50945223801" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-best-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter.tumblr.com/post/41995830816/caption-friend-met-beyonce-in-new-orleans-she">hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter</a>:</p> <p>Caption: </p> <h5 class="uiStreamMessage userContentWrapper"><span class="messageBody">“Friend met Beyonce in New Orleans, she said “Whatever face you make, I’ll make.”</span></h5></blockquote>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958038267http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50958038267Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46157c139cb39f1b2def2a1152787aa8/tumblr_mn45slzHP71qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957972910http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957972910Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3474be8f0918af395db7f07a8a3eae69/tumblr_mmwk67QUO31rykqswo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d7f8d2a9cd37c8f5a39d19914de1f1d/tumblr_mmwk67QUO31rykqswo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957908039http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957908039Mon, 20 May 2013 22:19:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b5e3c028730e6fcb9ca13de3b8d4f8f/tumblr_mmpajnhchX1qf24ngo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27dfb0b4858a33e30995e039749796f1/tumblr_mmpajnhchX1qf24ngo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957881150http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957881150Mon, 20 May 2013 22:18:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02f00bb0e2e13882724c5968fef87994/tumblr_mn2n2odpko1qhzi2jo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c4576a7e0190f874311aaad7d870c53/tumblr_mn2n2odpko1qhzi2jo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/50946433892" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-best-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sethymiles.tumblr.com/post/50867627694/i-like-the-look-nicki-gives-like-yup-that-bitch">sethymiles</a>:</p> <p>I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”</p></blockquote>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957846854http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957846854Mon, 20 May 2013 22:18:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0dea33782426e1b3d927c14fd510e11/tumblr_mmxwimEYFj1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.thefunniestblog.com/post/50946634289/niknak79-the-dress-of-invisibility" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahlaughters</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/50650299293/the-dress-of-invisibility">niknak79</a>:</p> <p>The dress of invisibility</p></blockquote>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957823066http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957823066Mon, 20 May 2013 22:18:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63bac0b4ad1faf204b43c919ec062022/tumblr_mmqx21qAPU1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957760387http://heytweetybird.tumblr.com/post/50957760387Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:32 -0400